He only have experience two times, once is to climb not to go up, another then just wented up and then felled off down."
A spool of joke brocade gathers the absolute privacy of chapter 1886 wedding night
30% husband and wife happily soon sleep in the wedding night.
25% newly married husband and wife have sex life in the wedding night.
16% newly married husband and wife have a very good sex life in the wedding night.
97% husband and wife once had sex life before wedding night.
76% females don't worry their he or she's performance in the wedding nights.
14% females are worried about if oneself is perfect.
36% females are very happy when the second day morning wakes up, wedding of excessive on the whole be over, 2 people started very much in love honeymoon on the whole.
23% females thought of and is tied up in the marriage first.
19% females feel still fordone and hope like this and sleep for a week.
Still 26% newly married husband and wife say and didn't prepare a condom on that night, have to think a way at the time, very distress!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1887 Lao Tze to seek Confucius(literary reference new plait)
Lao Tze takes Sa pupil,
Seek Confucius in black forest;
The Confucius lets into big pupil,
Exclude a pair boy;
Don't know book reason big pupil,
Is arrogant to against to ask for Confucius;
The Confucius arouses red eye pupil son,
The tears are watery to tell Lao Tze;
All over shiver big pupil,
The fart rolls urine to flow full house of.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1888 poem phrase distich
In Manchu Dynasty have in addition to a rich member, he has four daughters and marries four sons-in-law respectively when when the birthday out of the member arrives at once a year those friends all come to wish the life carries on in the birthday dinner half hour, someone suggests to poem phrase distich, but this four sons-in-law out of the member certainly is yield to nobody!And suggest distich in must have size how much just pass Wu on the whole is start.The big son-in-law takes a fan, the poise degree was lightly moving and then saided: I this fan!Time of using big,Beats By Dr Dre Solo, need not of time small, use much in summer, use littlely in winter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!At this time a burst of applause!Two sons-in-law stood up into a corner at this time a compare to say:I this umbrella!Time of using big, need not of time small, the rainy day is much used, a clear sky is used littlely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Is again a burst of applause at this time!The uprising that three sons-in-law have ready plans to meet a situation at this time goes toward own of the words son a compare to say:my this old younger brother!Time of using big, need not of time small, use much in the evening, use littlely in the daytime!!!!!!!!!The one is startled at this time but four sons-in-law urgently win to living Zhi to spring up and conveniently pull into his wife his wife's water Lian hole also a compare to say:my wife's water Lian hole!Time of using big, need not of time small, the other people use much, what I used is little!!!!!!!!!!!At this time laughter one Luo basket!!!!!Five sons-in-law are big old thick, right away a waley I this open mouth to expect use of the Hou is big, need not of the Hou Be small to scold gutter language to use much, brush teeth to use littlely
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1889 banana(joke)
One buses like woman,etc is really boring, hence beside of fruit stall up bought a few bananas, ate to eat a bus to come, saw to begin medium still have a banana don't finish eating, throw too regrettable, hence the woman take the remaining of the banana ascended bus, unexpectedly the passenger on the car is so crowded.Multiplied by several stations, behind a man clapped the shoulder of clapping the woman to say: young lady, please loose open your jade hand, I descend a station is.
A spool of joke brocade gathers the story of chapter 1890 reality
This is a story of absolute reality, my friend swears Israel army book guarantee.The story takes place in the 70's, northwest some military base, large war member living hard, there is more no cultural life.The superior leads to set up a text work regiment for base set, especially the female literature is some soldiers from southern some big Zhao in the city.Have very and for a while, cultural life of base really stimulated.But once time grow, the female soldiers also gross out a base bad natural environment, can not even adapt to here bored life, hence the female soldiers acted, the chiefs are certainly all are welcome, is just that the flower order small money just.The then price is once basically ten dollars.On the first, battle section section chief Liu also once think chase habit, then find out female literature small Yuan, but on touching Dou, top and bottom only have five dollars.Small Yuan of course not stem, section chief Liu wanted to think and then said, so, make me dry once, I enter half.Once the small Yuan think, also is reasonable, that you enter half.The bargain reaches, 2 people start doing.Is proper 2 people are dry to get hot fire dynasty weather, the small Yuan yells, not right!How did you all go in?Section chief Liu satisfiedly says that"I enter of but empress half!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1891 foreigner and girl in Shandong(joke)
One day, a foreigner sees a Shandong girl grow pretty beautiful, want to steep her.Regrettable linguistic difficulties, again not pass translation to turn to reach, hence pass the most original language-signal to carry on bargain:
Foreigner:(Stretch out a finger, represent USD 100)
Girl in Shandong:(Is not dry, use words in Shandong)you are An rare Yao silver?(what person)
Foreigner:(Is understand, stretch out two fingers)
Girl in Shandong:(Agree)The An is your silver tonight
Foreigner:(Unfortunately didn't understand, thought still different idea, stretch out three fingers)
Girl in Shandong:(The pleased hopes an outside, generously)you don't be the silver to the An tonight!
Foreigner:(Think still different idea, heart a horizontal, stretch out four fingers)
Girl in Shandong:The Niang of An, you actually have a few silvers!
A spool of joke brocade's gathering chapter 1892 has already what stuffed a man
What stuffed a man, slavered the beautiful looks feminine beauty of gynecologist, hence pretend into pregnant woman to make the female doctor assist in childbirth.
This female doctor says after touching touch his belly:"I assist in childbirth of rich in experience, if the baby's head comes out first of call'fluently living', the feet come out first of call'pour to living', the hand comes out first of call'horizontal living', but I have never seen be like you thus of'beast'."
A spool of joke brocade gathers the big hole of chapter 1893 bathtub
A charming girl opens Zhao car to go to whole country to travek in summer, because the weather is really too hot, her whole body already joss-stick the sweat sprinkle Li.She sees a pond while arriving a certain country place, hence she decides to park the car to visit water, cool body.She strips nude to jump into water and enjoy for several minutes of fresh and cool after, suddenly discover that two farmers hide under the grove to peep.Her clothes put in the another part of pond, however close to she nearby has a bathtub, hence she pickeds up bathtub to cover body and walks toward those two farmers.
"Your two bastards have no don't the matter do so much?"She rant way, " do you know how I think?"
"Yes, lady, " statures higher 1 says, "you want to ask us where can repair you the big hole of that bathtub?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers the electronics that chapter 1894 high speed exercises
My one friend defeats because of making track for a girl, painful and unbearable hence writing down this text to send is hereat female:
I am an electronics that is captured by you, you still keep aring so inaccessible, I can round you at monotonous of orbit up do high speed sport, I want to get away from this kind of pain and sufferings, I have never enough activated ability, basically can not escape your sphere of influence.
A spool of joke brocade gathers their meeting of chapter 1895 to mow my
Two men sit outside the clinic, an among those cry very sadly, so is another to then ask him:"Do you weep over for the Shi Mo?"The first answers:"I come to make a blood test here" the second asks again:"That how again?Do you cry for Shi Mo?Are you frightened?"The first answers:"Not, just at examine of they mow my finger in the middle of the process" second is located on to finish listenning to Hou and then start weeping over, the first is shockedly
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