Be like a lady in building, be like an economist in the bedroom, pour in the living room is be like a dissolute woman."
A spool of joke brocade gathers the story of chapter 1877 black sheep and white sheep
The some white man goes to Africa to explore, misery is arrested by the black tribe, because of it cleverness and bring forerunner and civilization, is really regarded highly by Tribal chief.
On the first, the white man discovers that the Tribal chief is depressed and not talking much, asks its reason, the Tribal chief draws a deep sigh and answers:"I get married with madam for few years, can up to now after having no, I a hundred years after, my tribe group without a leader, want these, how can not worry!"White man a clap breast:"Is too simple, a year inside protect you to have behind!"
Soon, the Tribal chief madam indeed as expected keeps in mind son, in October after, bear one son, but whole body white skin.The Tribal chief is great anger, white man on the third inside explain for reasonable, otherwise impose death penalty.
On the third soon is, white man although the Ming thinks a bitterness to think,the end didn't give as well a reasonable explanation.Hence be pulled a hillside to prepare to sentence to death.At time of execution, the Tribal chief gives white man end opportunity:"Do you still still have already to explain?"
The white man sees a group of sheep in the hillside, almost whole is a white sheep, only a black sheep, hence make greatest efforts for the do-it-yourself to finally explain:"Tribal chief you see, similar can living a black sheep in the white flock of sheep, the black can also living a white man."
Once the Tribal chief listen to frightened to disgrace, say to the white man Fu ear:"You and my wife's business I didn't pursue, however I and white the business of of the sheep, you never tell other people!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1878 HTML teaching material
Agency through fasten to decide to make a web page for fastenning, the work handed over to a newly arrived secretary little Liu.
This little Liu is fastenning to complain to say at library in the school in the office in can not find the book concerning HTML, at the right moment let the Shamanism teach to hear.The Shamanism teaches to concern ground a rightness little Liu Shuo:"My home to have a few books of quite good HTMLs.So, you take to my house after getting off work."Little Liu happily promised.
Little Liu arrived Shamanism to teach a house and saw on coming in put a few small volumes in table's top in professor's house after getting off work.Account to have a vegetable female through, the newly married manual show with a slightly cripple old notebook.
Haven't waited little openings Liu, the Shamanism taught and then pointed at table's top to say:"There are 3 here.A should be HTML of classic, a should be now the reference book of the most popular HTML, also have a should be I study HTML for several years of insight.HTML this technique was more difficult to control in the beginning okay.It is especially the first-time.But lead for the first time hereafter do so much.The key wants to seek an experienced person to take.A person of oneself makes forever not good."
The Shamanism teaches to immediately after say:"I return to a little bit study on the whole in this aspect of HTML.You can make reference to my notes.If you have a problem to come right away to seek me, we can inquire into together."
Little Liu Man Lian puzzles that the ground asks:"Is not these all HTML book?"
The Shamanism teaches positive color ground to answer:"How be not?These all teach person HowToMakeLove of!?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1879 driver to meet by coincidence
The sky of the heavy mist, on riding the person of car to see not pure road, hence, follow behind a behind of sedan.The sedan stopped down and rode bike the person bump at the behind of the sedan.Is it to not drive very angry, ask to ride bike person?The sedan driver says:"I opened into garage to go to, do you make me where open?!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1880 campus to adopt flower career
On adopting to spend a thief, particularly hit a girl in the campus.
Once, the Xie holds one"is big a" girl, the girl spares no effort holdout and wildly call surprised shout, adopt to spend wicked heart falsely, don't succeed.
Once, the Xie holds one"is big two" girl,www.buybeatsbydrdreheadphone.com, girl's low voice begs for mercy:Do not, don't , don't .Adopt to spend a thief strong may be done a hand.
Once, the Xie holds one"big three" girl, the girl same low voice begs for mercy:Do not, don't , don't .Adopt to spend a thief strong line of sexually harass, is about to insert, girl suddenly dispassion way:Wait for a second, put on this first.With once passed a condom
Hold one"is big four" once girl, the girl doesn't yell, once passes a condom, then quiet way in the town:Put on first, don't be too stupid
Hold one"female Master's graduate student" once, the female graduate student once passes an allied condom, suicide way:Changing at a time is a , this is 12, enough adopt to take thief a month can not keep a waist to walk, the campus is opposite stable.
Another time holds one"the female Doctor livings", the female Doctor might it not be makes a voice, with adopt to spend a thief to without restraint seduce and rape.The matter shuts and tidies up a good clothes and once passes a key and a name card, way:This is my key and cellular phone of dormitory apartment, you can seek me at any time
Finally once, the Xie held to one"female Doctor after", the female Doctor equally and might it not be made a voice behind, with adopted to spend a thief to without restraint seduce and rape.The matter shuts, cleans up a good clothes and soliloquizes a way:It is this feeling to make love, only so-so, far didn't masturbate incitement
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1881 Thai banana
:Thailand is a well-known fruits Kingdom:: some year of in order to promote fruits::hence held a fruits young lady's selection::register to come to a very fat young lady on the first day::the clerk invite her to choose a kind of fruits be her representative's thing::she chooses watermelon:: come to very short young lady of a statures on the second day::clerk also invite her and choose a kind of fruits be her representative's thing::she chooses pear:: always till the last a day::come to a very beautiful young lady on the whole::deeply red skin in the white huge eyes carefully the eyebrow is lovely to have to of shape::clerk at the sight of her:: try very hard to of cry up her::you come definitely steady win an election::the clerk is to invite her to choose a contemporary form thing of a kind of fruits:: that young lady chose banana:: the clerk feel very strange:: ask she why will choose banana::result she turns over skirt:: do you know answer?:Because she is filled root banana!!^^He has banana by himself(store small two Yues:Thailand abounds in a person)
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1882 old man Na Qie
One old man desire Na Qie, public don't understand, the Yue isn't correspond with reputation.Old man Yue:"The of Na Qie is solid of".Hence put forward four conditions, one is that the hand is big;Two mean long;Three is fat;Four is have a pregnancy for 78 month.Is public interrogative, the old man solution says:The hand greatly can pound a leg for me;Point long can be I Nao Yang;The obese can be my warm body;Once I want to do that matter, when the younger brother younger brother doesn't listen to order have pregnancy of can from in stretch out the small hand pulls me of the younger brother younger brother go in.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1883 lock car
Once up'agency through'theory lesson, the Shamanism taught to in a hurry forget to fasten the moral standards of pants to button up.Sit fore a girl, who line up, saw again ashamed keep saying, hence tactfully say:"Teacher Huang, your bicycle forgot to lock."Old Huang is what person, respond to come over right away:"That did you see my car?"Girl's face a red say:"See.""Two of my wheels is not is don't annoy?""Not, the spirit returns stand foot of."Is old yellow one say:"That good, that good.Underneath we start studying'agency through'theory of a few actual application."Say, lock up the car with the hand.
A spool of joke brocade gathers a chapter 1884 ancient joke
There is Chuang in one Fu Yin, please cure it, cure to know that the foolish its man is also.Is a Yue:"This medicine beard my close Cha square can."
Is place a glans penis by medicine, do with Fu, man from the side stare at it, very long Yue:"If have no this medicine at up, teach me how to suspect throughout."
A spool of joke brocade gathers experience of chapter 1885 marriage neuter gender life
The some gentleman is invited a club lecture, the topic is experience of the marriage neuter gender life.Return to a home, this person is henpecked a meeting to talk this topic but bad impression, hence cheating the contents that the wife says his lecture is experience that is relevant to ride a horse.Didn't expect on the second day, the wife of this person ran into another wife who attended lecture, the other party says with her:"Oh, your husband the lecture yesterday is too fascinating, saw to him must be an expert in this aspect.""BE, I can not and so think, because of this kind of matter
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